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Funny OCD t-shirts and gifts

Barb D — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 01:05:26 +0000

I have admitted repeatedly that I have OCD. I’ve never been diagnosed officially, but OCD is one thing that you know when you have it. Prior to the term “OCD”, I was often referred to as anal retentive and a perfectionist.

How do you know if you have OCD? Well, let’s see:

1) Do you alphabetize your kitchen cabinets? Or have a ’system’ for putting them in order? I also require my boxed foods to be facing a certain way.

2) Do you count things? Or like to do them in certain numbers? I don’t do things in certain numbers, but I do count things. Okay, I count everything. Including the lines on the road. But not when I’m driving. Usually.

3) Does everything you own have a ‘place’? Does it make your eye twitch when things aren’t in their place? My children often put things that are not books on our bookshelf. My eye twitches often.

4) Do you feel the need to organize other people’s things? Or things in public? I’ve been known to spend my wait time organizing my doctor’s magazine rack.

5) Do you require certain things be put away in a certain way? My jeans must be folded in one particular way. Ask my children how bad my eye twitches when they are folded incorrectly. And don’t ask about the towels!

These are all symptoms of OCD. There are more. Many, many more. If you can answer yes to these, you, my friend, have OCD as well. It’s okay, we are in good company. You recognize an OCD-er right away. I’ll write about some of my favorite OCD-ers later. I promise.

Here are a few OCD t-shirts and gifts for you… you know when you are ready to admit it.

CDO: Ocd alphabetized pin.

This is the truth as OCD people see it.

Funny OCD t-shirt.

Oh we like things clean too.

Got disinfectant? OCD tee.

OCD like it's a bad thing t-shirt.

And this is one of my favorites. Well, I really like the one above too. These will fit well in my organized closet.

OCD super hero tee.

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Funny demotivational posters

Barb D — Wed, 06 Jan 2010 23:05:36 +0000

I have a friend who is going through a bit of a trying time. I was looking for some motivational posters and sayings for her. I found a few good ones, but mixed in with the motivational posters were these hilarious demotivational posters.

Take a look and I dare you not to at least let out a giggle.

As a math geek, I really like this one.

Funny math geek poster.

I wish I had the skills to create this one. It’s great.

'It's a trap' funny poster.

My girls need this one for their room.

'Neatness is overrated' poster.

This should be posted at work. And replaced when it is taken down by the boss.

Funny Committee poster.

This is one of my favorites… simply because I can see this happening.

Funny laziness poster.

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Chocolate lover gifts

Barb D — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:20:56 +0000

I love chocolate. There I said it.

Well, actually I say it often on my Twitter stream.

And I know there are lots of you, my darling readers, who are also chocolate lovers. Or chocolate fans, chocolate aficionados or chocolate connoisseurs.

For all of you, here are some amazing gifts that celebrate the wonderfulness we call chocolate.

Emergency chocolate cake magnet. Every chocolate lover needs one of these on their fridge!

Emergency chocolate cake recipe magnet.

Yummy chocolate calendar.

Chocolate calendar.

Won’t give up chocolate magnet.

Won't give up chocolate magnet.

Funny chocolate moose mousepad.

Chocolate moose mousepad.

Whimsical chocolate bar mousepad.

Funny chocolate bar mousepad.

Witty chocolate t-shirt:

Chocolate makes my clothes shrink t-shirt.

And did you know there is a chocolate day???

Chocolate day stamps.

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School clothes shopping

Barb D — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 01:39:35 +0000

Yes, it’s almost that time again. Parents dread it. Kids dread it.

It’s school clothes shopping time.

If your kids are like mine, they will be easy to buy for… they wear school uniforms. This makes me bery happy. It makes my kids much less so.

However, I gave them a little assignment. Pick out a few t-shirts that you would like to have for school… if you didn’t have to wear uniforms.

Little do they know I am strategically getting a Christmas list. (insert evil genius laugh here)

This goth girl t-shirt was one of their faves.

Goth girl t-shirt.

From the same artist, this drummer girl is one of my faves:

Drummer t-shirt from The Bootique.

For anyone who loves to draw pictures with keybord symbols:

O RLY owl IM t-shirt.

A cute cartoon twist on LOLcats.

Cartoon LOLcat eated your cookie t-shirt.

You're just not interesting t-shirt.

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Funny wedding t-shirts and cards

Barb D — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 00:26:17 +0000

Not your typical wedding gear.

I was just the maid of honor at a fairly unique wedding. As we prepared for the wedding, I realized that weddings are quickly becoming as unique as the brides and grooms who are getting married.

Here are a few unique wedding t-shirts, cards and more.

The wedding I helped plan was a redneck wedding. This would have been a great card to personalize as a wedding invititation, announcement or save-the-date card.

Redneck wedding announcement/invitation.

This one made me laugh.

Funny save the date card or wedding announcement.

Is your dog your ring bearer? Or simply a member of the family or bridal party?

Dog tuxedo shirt for bridal party canines.

Future Mrs. … personalize this one just for the bride to be.

Future Mrs. personalized bride to be t-shirts and gifts.

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Funny Work T-shirts

Barb D — Mon, 08 Jun 2009 22:33:24 +0000

Work. Most of us have to work. And many of us don’t always like our jobs.

(Okay, I’m being nice, A LOT of us really don’t like our jobs, but we have to do them anyway.)

Here are a few witty t-shirts to help make your work a little more bearable.

Enough work t-shirt.

First we have a cute, but harried worker typing furiously at his computer. Below the picture is the phrase: No good ever came from the phrase “I don’t have enough work to do.” We want to know two things: 1) Who are these people saying they don’t have enough work to do? and 2) Where are they?

Hard work kills t-shirt.

We love this funny work shirt. They lied. Hard work has killed lots of people. Simple, yet very funny work t-shirt.

Escape button t-shirt.

For anyone who works with a computer, this escape button t-shirt is for you. I keep pushing the escape button, but I’m still here. Need an escape from work, but just can’t get one? Then get this shirt and lounge around for a bit. It’ll make you feel better. Well, it can’t hurt.

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